Club sandwiches always come with toothpicks holding the four quarters upright; those tiny triangles can't manage on their own. Perhaps this was intended for a newbie.
Cheesecake Factory's toothpicks have colorful cellophane wrapped around one end. It's pretty obviously the only inorganic material in the box. It stands out. Who needs to be reminded not to eat the decorations?
Perhaps there was a lawsuit, like the woman who spilled drive through hot coffee in her lap.
Or is it something more sinister? Are the toothpicks coming to life, four of them dancing across the living room, out to get us?
Who knows?
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