An Operatic Sense of Duty
G'ma and I saw the Arizona Opera 's performance of The Pirates of Penzance on Sunday. We're still humming the tunes and making ourselves laugh as I remember and remind her of that faithless woman, Ruth, of the lithe and supple policemen seeming to fly above the stage, of the wardrobe malfunction which revealed the faux-buns which created the sisters' bustles. It was a marvelous, wonderful, totally enjoyable performance, even if the tickets did set us back nearly $250. On the other hand, we were 6 rows from the stage, right in the middle. We could make eye contact with the performers. Some of them had very nice eyes. Getting places with G'ma and her assistive devices always makes me a little nervous. Will there be stairs? Will the handicapped spots still be available? Will she be too nervous if I have to drop her off? The parking lot was full an hour before the curtain went up, and I began to sweat. But the attendant directed ...