The Kennedy Center?

Is it that Lincoln Center never asked him to be on the Board?

Was he snubbed by the Metropolitan Opera?

The only rationale for anything he does is his easily bruised ego.

The Kennedy Center always felt accessible.  It's a big, beautiful, airy space.  One of our favorite cousins has sung with Placido Domingo on its stage.  It's a bright white light on the drive from The District to Virginia.  It's inviting, asking you to stop by and taste a little culure.

We know FFOTUS knows nothing about music.  He chose YMCA and (I'm No) Fortunate Son as his campaign anthems, annoying anyone with a thinking brain..... although there might be some delicious irony if I dig a little bit.

Someone tells the Orange Menace the name of the song, using the shorthand title, Fortunate Son.  The candidate thinks it's about him.... and it is.  Because John Fogerty sings about not being born, silver spoon in hand, and so he was. Only thing is, it's about being able to dodge the draft... or not if (I'm No) Fortunate Son.

Thanks for listening. I needed something else to think about.  Flying with unhappy air traffic controllers is not my idea of a good time.  I wonder if they'd let me into the Control Tower with a pan of brownies?