Something Is Not Right

I had to complete the paperwork for GRIN.  It was due in February but time got away from me.  There's no financial penalty for a late filing so I wasn't anxious when I opened the on-line link and began to click on boxes.

Names, addresses, titles were all current and required no action.  There were questions that had to be addressed, and that's when I realized that FFOTUS could not be on my Board of Directors.  

Has any person (a) Who is currently an officer, director, trustee, incorporator, or (b) who controls or holds over twenty percent of the issued and outstanding common shares or twenty percent of any other proprietary, beneficial or membership interest in the corporation, served in any such capacity or held a twenty percent interest in any other corporation (not the one filing this Certificate) on the bankruptcy or receivership of the other corporation?

Convicted of a felony, the essential elements of which consisted of fraud, misrepresentation, theft by false pretenses or restraint of trade or monopoly in any state or federal jurisdiction within the five year period immediately preceding the signing of this certificate?

Convicted of felony involving a transaction in securities, consumer fraud or antitrust in any state or federal jurisdiction within the five year period immediately preceding the signing of this certificate?

The Secretary of Defense has hired his brother, brought his wife to a classified briefing with a foreign dignitary, and texted battle plans over an unsecured phone line.  The Secretary of Health is presiding over a measles outbreak of alarming proportions by prescribing Vitamin A and Cod Liver Oil.  The CDC and NIH are stopping research in mid-stream.  Getting paid but not allowed to work, furloughed federal employees are bleeding the government of money that is unearned.  Saguaro National Monument (down the road from me) has no staff on Mondays.  

I know all of that.  Still, filling out that form and thinking about FFOTUS kind of solidified it all in my head.  

Like Miss Clavell said, something is not right. 

Luckily for Madeline, Miss Clavell saves the day.

Would that she could do the same for us.