The drops went in easily.
The results are long lasting.
It's been 7 hours and I still can't put in my contact lens. Bright lights are shooting through my wide open eyeballs and searing themselves on my brain.
Typing with my eyes closed has some merit...... if I were still in 6th grade and learning the skill.
For now, though, I will beg your indulgence and take the day off.
I'll be back on Monday... with normal size pupils