"You have to really trust a man who takes power tools to your head," is the quote on the front page of today's Arizona Daily Star.
TBG and I smiled as he suggested that I tell you about Daddooooo and the brain surgeon.
We hoped that whatever was removed would also remove the most noxious pieces of my Dad's personality. I thought of posing that to the surgeon on the morning of the operation, but I was stopped in my tracks by the piece of tissue paper stuck to the doctor's cheek.
He'd cut himself shaving.
Re-read that quote.
Brother and I could do nothing but try not to laugh.