Friday, December 15, 2017

TBG on My Hanukkah GIft



I've never been offered humans before.

It's weird

I've eaten blocks of chocolate and chocolate animals, but never a human.

I'm not sure how I feel about this. 

I want the sweets.

They were the good guys, right?  Are they more or less edible if you like them or don't like them? 

Did you eat Maccabees when you were little?  (I don't eat chocolate; why would I remember that?)

They are people.... (he's eyeing the package)...little warriors with little shields and little beards and plaintive eyes on their little faces.

For now I'm going with the weird.

No offense to you, but those Maccabees are going to remain uneaten for a while.  I do have Hershey Kisses.

4 comments:

  1. Have to laugh... if they are chocolate, they are edible in my book.

    Look past them being people and savor the chocolate. My motto, "Chocolate Makes Everything Better".

    Enjoy!

    Megan xxx

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    1. Is there no limit, he wonders? What if they were babies? Or little chocolate Trumps?
      a/b

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  2. I've eaten chocolate Santas.

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    1. He admits to the Santas, upon reflection. "But these guys, they project soul through their little faces."
      And he does have Hershey Kisses :-)
      a/b

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