SOME HIT CLOSE TO HOME
Being Twenty in the 70's was more fun than being Seventy in the 20's
I don't mind getting older but my body is taking it badly.
It's weird being the same age as old people.
I don't want to go through things that don't kill me but make me stronger anymore.
SOME WERE PERSON SPECIFIC
Everyone is born right handed. Only the gifted overcome it.
Emotional Support Husband - Do Not Pet
Being a TROPHY HUSBAND is exhausting.
Excellent friend. Would recommend.
SOME WERE SELF-REFERENTIAL
Sometimes I talk to myself, then we both laugh and laugh
I'M COLD. Me 24:7
My password is the last 8 digits of pi.
I just want to bake stuff and watch Christmas movies.
Bigfoot saw me but nobody believes him.
Sarcasm. It's how I hug.
Underestimate me. That'll be fun.
If you think I'm short, you should see my patience.
Hold on. Let me overthink this.
My plants are rooting for me.
SOME WERE EXPLANATORY
I've lost my mind. I'm pretty sure the kids took it.
I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm right.
I don't have my ducks in a row. I have squirrels and they are everywhere.
I'm the oldest; I make the rules. I'm the middle; I'm the reason we had rules. I'm the youngest; the rules don't apply to me.
I'm a multi-tasker: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. (my personal favorite!)
SOME WERE OBVIOUSLY CORRECT
90% of being married is yelling "WHAT?" from other rooms.
Either you LOVE DOGS or you're wrong.
Books - the original handheld device.
A day without books is like (just kidding, I have no idea).
"Ehh, that's good enough" ~ Mediocretes
THERE WAS EXCELLENT ADVICE:
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
AND THERE WAS THE ONE I LIKED THE BEST:
Today I Choose Joy
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