I'm Abashed

Start with the fact that I've never fully updated my new laptop. 

Continue with doctors and dentists and pharmacies. 

Add in a birthday or two, a grandkid's trip to the ER (his forehead is glued back together and he's fine), and a dinner party that never took off and you have a picture of my previously described untethered life. 

Clearly, I have to get myself together.