Club sandwiches always come with toothpicks holding the four quarters upright; those tiny triangles can't manage on their own. Perhaps this was intended for a newbie.
Cheesecake Factory's toothpicks have colorful cellophane wrapped around one end. It's pretty obviously the only inorganic material in the box. It stands out. Who needs to be reminded not to eat the decorations?
Perhaps there was a lawsuit, like the woman who spilled drive through hot coffee in her lap.
Or is it something more sinister? Are the toothpicks coming to life, four of them dancing across the living room, out to get us?
Who knows?
It's probably a good thing that you have only tooth picks to write about today. Politics is poking us way too much.
ReplyDeleteSometimes it comes as a relief.... although we were thinking that MAGA voters probably needed the reminder since they are poking themselves in the eye with their ballots.
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