TBG gets credit for finding some thing new to say, after hearing that if Trump refuses to surrender in NYC DeSantis won't extradite him:
It's awfully hard to run for President if you can't leave Florida.
TBG gets credit for finding some thing new to say, after hearing that if Trump refuses to surrender in NYC DeSantis won't extradite him:
It's awfully hard to run for President if you can't leave Florida.
I wrote a post this morning.
Then, I watched the news.
Then I watched the reporters' microphones in front of a Highland Park July 4th shooting survivor who was visiting family in Nashville.
The madness has turned to sadness.
I have no teams left. Princeton beating Arizona was not something I could have predicted, but it didn't matter because Alabama was out in the early rounds, too.
I was doing pretty well in the early rounds, and my picks of Furman and Creighton and Texas took me into the later rounds, but now, I'm toast.
ESPN had more than 20 million participants in their March Madness pool. I've been in the upper 90%'s since the beginning:
Before we start, I wanted to show you proof that, at times, Grandma's Garden is neat and organized.
2019 |
Unfortunately for the plan, there are always children.
Those children need to dig and to plant and to toss seeds with reckless abandon thus destroying any hope I might have had to bring order out of chaos.
Combined with the recent rains right at the flowering and growing window
potential mandarin oranges making their first appearance in Grandma's Garden |
and their charmingly enthusiastic participation (repeated every few weeks because, well, why not?) and my absence {due to their Spring Break and my life} today, when I arrived with the kindergarten
Did I mention how much they like to dig?
There is nothing there. They are just digging. |
That perfect set of white bows just slays me, as does the fact that she and her hair are down there, getting dirty. |
I seem to have hit a nerve.
If you click through to yesterday's comments you'll see that I'm not alone in being spammed in ever more sophisticated ways. That Olga received the same letter from a different name suggests a data base of brilliant older women who recognize nonsense when they see it.
Carol, like TBG and I, has a landline. Hers, like ours, is bombarded with spam. Comcast/Xfinity labels lots of it as spam, but it still rings and rings and, sometimes it gets into my voice mail.
The worst is when TBG gets involved. Like Terry, he tends to believe what he's being told. During Pandemica, I found myself reminding him that he was allowed to hang up the phone.
That's what's so insidious about this. They are getting more and more sophisticated. The texts with misspellings and grammar with an Eastern European bent are easy to delete, and so are the gmails and the voice mails. But it's the moment of Oh No What Now??? when my eyes first alight that I resent.
The ones arriving snail mail, in the ominous envelopes, with FINAL NOTICE BEFORE CANCELLATION in red emblazoned above the address label (often misspelled, but somehow, delivered), that send my blood pressure soaring the most.
These are nerves that should not be touched.
Yes, it's a sports post. I've tried to be clear; I've put hints in parentheses.
If you have no clue about any of it, you might take solace from this clip of Anderson Cooper.
His incomprehension is magnificent. He owns it, completely and totally. We all have our blind spots. I can appreciate it if you stop reading here and come back tomorrow.
But, I've been having some pithy thoughts that I'm happy to share with the rest of you, so, read on, if you care.
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My Arizona Wildcats lost in the first (of 6) rounds, on Thursday (the first day of the tournament weekend). This is notable for many reasons, not the least of which is that I have them winning the whole damn thing.
Their performance was lackluster and frustrating. They wielded those huge bodies like giant marshmallows. I've never been 13 inches taller than another person my age, but I have to think I could prevent them from scoring at will.
As I said, frustrating.
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I could do a whole post, or at least a section right here, on NIL and foreign players, but why? It's legalized bribery. There's nothing else to say.
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I knew something, from a reliable source, that would have materially changed my picks. I felt guilty about trading on inside information, so I didn't act.
The more I thought about it, the more ridiculous that seemed. There are plenty of people who know something no one else know. Why was I holding myself to a higher standard? I was just doing what investigative journalists do; I was tracking down leads and speaking to informants.
I spent a fair amount of time lamenting the what if's until the players themselves made everything moot.
And, as they say, that's why they plan the game.
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By Sunday night, #15 Princeton had trounced #2 Arizona and #16 Fairleigh Dickinson University sent #1 Kansas home (in what's being called the biggest upset ever).
I texted our favorite (Kansas) Jayhawk to extend our condolences. Her reply was particularly apt: This tournament is madness.
I know nothing about the origins of the holiday. I do know that once the boys made it clear that corned beef and cabbage and boiled potatoes did not hold a candle to pizza, Little Cuter and I began a delicious tradition of eating, ravenously, voraciously, turning to our fingers when that bite eluded the fork.
I've missed her every March 15th since she went to college.
Her brother in law brines his own meat, creating three huge trays, each with a different recipe, enough for the family and friends that filled his house. I'm jealous of the food, but not the public setting. Part of the joy I take is in the messiness, the pure hedonism, the lack of propriety or respect for anything except getting the tastes into my mouth as efficiently as I can.
I usually use a dish towel instead of a paper napkin.
I am slovenly and unapologetic.
So, for whatever reason we celebrate you, thank you St. Patrick for having a day.
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Yes, of course, now I'll do the research.
I needed the sprayer. I didn't want to waste gas driving around looking for one. I decided to make it a teachable moment, rather than give in to my fear.
The cashier asked how I was doing. I'm a little bit anxious, than you.
The Assistant Manager was standing next to the sprayer. He smiled at me. I smiled back, trying for rueful, as I said that I was sad that I wasn't going to be shopping in his store any longer, now that he was selling ammunitions.
Well, ma'am, you have to give the customers what they want.
There was (to me) a lengthy pause as I stared at his face. No, you don't, not if you care.
I lost it when he told me not to worry. I told him about being shot with Gabby and how the first place the shooter went refused to sell him ammunition and if the second place had exercised the same kind of discretion Christina would be 21 right now.
Paying for my sprayer I asked the cashier, new to her job, if she had been trained about selling ammunition. For the second time in a minute I was told not to worry. I'm allowed to worry. I was shot with Gabby Giffords.
We should all be worried.
I've written this before and I'm sure I'll write it again. Girlfriends are the best.
I've had a lot of them in my life lately.
Miss Mississippi and I talked on the phone for 90 minutes before one of us looked at the clock and we both realized we had to go.
The Social Justice Warriors are here from Chicago; she and I walked and talked and talked and talked this afternoon and, despite her husband's fears, we'll still have more to talk about over dinner tonight.
The Chauffeur is getting Mr. 19 (in Chicago for a solo Spring Break) into the East Bank Club on a guest pass. Being who she is, she finagled him 2 days to visit.
My daughter's smoothie recipe, a quick text from a Playgroup Mom, delightful conversations with the women who run the landscaping company and the Pilates studio and the hair salon and the doctor's office - all encounters with woman who were upbeat and helpful and smart.
I'm a lucky woman.
There were some pretty fabulous stories at the Female Agents of Change panel. Moderated by the former editor of the Arizona Daily Star, these women
Bobbie Jo Buel, Dahlia Lithwick, Sheri Brenden, Jemele Hill |
- Lincoln lived on apples and cornbread and coffee.
- Jackie Kennedy modeled her State Dinners on the grand parties of Louis XIV, the Sun King.
- Eisenhower like to cook. He was good at the grill.
- The White House kitchen which prepares the State Dinners is small - 27.5' long and 22' wide.
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That's it for the TFOB. It's my favorite weekend of the year for many reasons, not the least of which is that it makes for great fodder for The Burrow.
Jim Nitzel, Malcolm Nance, Mark Leibovich, David Corn |
Do you know Temple Grandin?
I rescued the Homeowner's Association once before, offering up Fast Eddie to fill the leadership vacuum. He healed schisms and settled disputes, his folksy charm belying a canny intellect. He loved doing it as he eased into a full retirement. The neighborhood thrived under his gentle guidance.
Then he moved away and, once again, I had a hand in convincing another charming and intelligent person to take on the job. She's a pleasure to work with, running crisp meetings that end in record time.
Through it all, I've been the Landscape Committee. My duties involve tending to any egregious excesses. Lifting the tree impinging on the roadway was my major accomplishment. Over the past 10 or so years, I've probably spent 2 hours on landscaping issues.
But I'm done. I don't want any more meetings in my life. I don't want responsibilities that don't bring me joy. I'm embarking on the Adulthood of Old Age, and I want to make the most of it.
The most of it doesn't include my HOA.